🎀

Heaven's full & hell won't have me

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via bucky-loves-steve)

Elvis Presley (via qushqueen)

(Source: quotethat, via odetteisabella)

Sad thing is, you can still love someone and be wrong for them.

jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

image

(Source: jerkofficial, via pizza)

Do it.

lauristical:

blog-nineandthreequarters:

iwasblindandnaive:

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

GOGOGO

PLEASE DO THIS PEOPLE

OH MY GOD DO THIS PLEASE

(via whamb4r)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via pizza)

yeahseeimclever:

feferipixies:

barnabasdeimos:

diglettdevious:

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

I love Twizzlers 

Where the fuck are you people buying your food that it costs so little?!

i’ve eaten those goddamn veggie burgers and they’re 7 bucks ON SALE

where the fuck are you guys shopping, Narnia??? How the hell is actual food this cheap where you’re from

(via wafflesrdabomb)

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

(via laughtime)

vves:

do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested in you and it makes you feel like complete shit because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place

(via commoncourtesy2)

Ten Word Poem #6  (via tyleeiswasted)

(Source: poemsbysmm, via fine-great)

Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other.

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

(via walkingtravesty13)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter